Question: python how could get this to work without changing the...

Python: How could get this to work without changing the help() or me() functions. I need it to run the me() function and print "Thanks". I also need it to NOT print "No Help" and print the line after sys.exit, "Great". Preferably no extra modules or anything.

Should look something like this: 
Thanks
Great

import sys

def help():
    def me():
        print('Thanks')

    print("No Help")
    sys.exit()
    print('Great')
    
def plz(): 
    ONLY CODE HERE

    pass