Question: suppose you are sitting in a park eating a ham...
Suppose you are sitting in a park eating a ham sandwich. Totally unexpectedly, a pig passes by your park bench and stops to look at you. Unbelievably, he introduces himself and asks you a direct question: Why are you eating that sandwich with pig meat? He explains to you that just like humans, pigs can suffer. You've literally been caught red-handed.
What do you say to this pig that will justify your choice of lunch meat ?